I Lost Control of the Puns
My Brainf*cked Python BASICally Bashed and ate my Ruby On Rails for my model train. It was kinda AWKward, but I had to focus on the Falcon test, in which I got a C. I think it was just my operations, but being able to interpret my Python would help it run. It probably thinks I will execute it otherwise! I got so mad, I threw an Apple out my Windows, only to find my Tux ripped by my Orange Puppy. I got a good morning Java, and started to GO to my car. I was pretty Brainf*cked about my grade, but then again, I could have gotten a D, or worse, and F on my test. I walked outside just to find Rust on my car. It used to be polished like a Perl, but now it had a huge Whitespace of a Scratch! I felt like a Pawn in this life. Just like the Factor of my life was just an ICON of the Universe--unimportant. Then I remembered we had an Assembly that day. I tied my Bootstraps, swatted the Gnats as I walked to my car, and drove off. How could this day get any worse?
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